Alfie Patten, who is 13 but looks like 4, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend Chantelle "sick-in-head" Steadman, 15, gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne. The baby was conceived after Chantelle and Alfie — just 12 at the time — had "a single night" of unprotected sex- yea, more like "a single second." Alfie, who is just 4ft tall, is allowed to stay overnight with Chantelle at her mother's house and even has a school uniform there so he can go straight to his classes in the morning. PHEW thank god!Alfie's dad, who's finally decided to have the 'birds-and-the bees-a-little-too-fucking-late' conversation with his son, looks on the bright side: "He could have shrugged his shoulders and sat at home on his Playstation. But he has been at the hospital every day."
This kid is gonna be soooo fucked up. He is never gonna touch is sleepy baby peen to a pussy again. He probobly doesn't even know what happened.
Alfie states, "I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10."
No shit dude. You're thirteen. At your age I was still playing with barbies and practice-kissing my hand. This kid barely passes the height requirement for Space Mountain at Disney World. Man, I wanna take him home and nurse him.
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